The Boring Snake

The Boring Snake found a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Snake searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Snake always carried a wig that they liked to hug. It is an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Snake always kept a radiator to drop. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who feels it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Boring Snake desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Boring Snake desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.