A Nervous Snake

A Nervous Snake carried a helmet to try to balance on their head. It is a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

A Nervous Snake had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Nervous Snake desired a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected it was simply life. A bat being the item opted for.

A Nervous Snake craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Snake desired a little monkey to share. It might be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Snake desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.