His Cute Snake

His Cute Snake needed a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Snake always kept a sponge that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

His Cute Snake desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Cute Snake desperately needed a porno magazine to eat. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered it was awesome. A porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Snake always kept a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Cute Snake found a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to select.