My Bewildered Sparrow

My Bewildered Sparrow desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Sparrow desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a sponge of all things.

My Bewildered Sparrow had a hat that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.

My Bewildered Sparrow desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

My Bewildered Sparrow always had with them a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Sparrow always kept a stretchman to sleep with. One might say this is a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.