Foolish Sparrow

Foolish Sparrow desperately craved for a bag of poop to sit and look at. It would be a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Foolish Sparrow wanted a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Foolish Sparrow always carried a vibrator that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Foolish Sparrow desired a CD player to put on his head. It is a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

Foolish Sparrow always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Foolish Sparrow always carried a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was opted for.