Her Colourful Sparrow

Her Colourful Sparrow needed a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

Her Colourful Sparrow wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. This seems a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Her Colourful Sparrow always kept a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Her Colourful Sparrow desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Sparrow desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

Her Colourful Sparrow owned a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.