Her Lonely Sparrow

Her Lonely Sparrow wanted a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Sparrow desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Her Lonely Sparrow desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Sparrow desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Sparrow had a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

Her Lonely Sparrow looked for a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.