Confused Sparrow

Confused Sparrow desperately wanted a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. A condom being the item selected.

Confused Sparrow always carried a porno magazine that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Confused Sparrow carried a tomato that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be amazing. A tomato was the item that was chosen.

Confused Sparrow desired a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Confused Sparrow craved for a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Sparrow found a pint of beer that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.