Their Eccentric Sparrow

Their Eccentric Sparrow always had with them a porno magazine that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Their Eccentric Sparrow often carried a stapler to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

Their Eccentric Sparrow always kept a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Sparrow desperately desired a helmet that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

Their Eccentric Sparrow desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Their Eccentric Sparrow wanted a can of Tango to cuddle. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.