Bum Loving Sparrow

Bum Loving Sparrow looked for a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A custard pie was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Sparrow desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Bum Loving Sparrow found a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Sparrow carried a sponge that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Sparrow always kept a condom that they would often demolish. It is a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be wonderous. A condom was the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Sparrow wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often eat. It might be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.