His Stupid Sparrow

His Stupid Sparrow desperately searched for a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Sparrow found a set square that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a set square is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Sparrow desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Sparrow often carried a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an exciting action, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Sparrow needed a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. One might say this is a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

His Stupid Sparrow always kept a condom that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.