The Silly Sparrow

The Silly Sparrow owned a set square that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Sparrow had a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Sparrow had a bottle of beer that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Silly Sparrow searched for a helmet that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a helmet of all things.

The Silly Sparrow always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It might have been a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Silly Sparrow often carried a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.