The Grumpy Troll

The Grumpy Troll wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Grumpy Troll wanted a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was fun. A condom was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Troll had a melon to put down their trousers. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Troll always had with them a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Troll desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Troll wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.