Their Anxious Troll

Their Anxious Troll always carried a condom that they would often worship. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a condom of all things.

Their Anxious Troll desired a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. A vibrator is the thing to choose.

Their Anxious Troll often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Their Anxious Troll often carried a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Their Anxious Troll desired a cup that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen item.

Their Anxious Troll always had with them a computer to put up their bum. It should have been an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.