His Talented Troll

His Talented Troll owned a cucumber to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Talented Troll had a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

His Talented Troll always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. It would be an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was spectacular. A pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

His Talented Troll craved for a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

His Talented Troll looked for a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

His Talented Troll looked for a cup to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup having that done to it