Her Colourful Troll

Her Colourful Troll always kept a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item selected.

Her Colourful Troll desperately desired a dildo to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Her Colourful Troll often carried a tomato that they would annihilate This seems a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Her Colourful Troll desperately searched for a vibrator that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a weird activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator having that done to it

Her Colourful Troll carried a lava lamp that they would often smash. This seems a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

Her Colourful Troll owned a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.