Exceptional Troll

Exceptional Troll desperately looked for a dildo that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Troll always kept a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Exceptional Troll desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A stapler is the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Troll desperately craved for a bottle of coke to eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Exceptional Troll owned a teapot that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A teapot being the thing selected.

Exceptional Troll desperately wanted a dildo to try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.