Their Lonely Troll

Their Lonely Troll found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a different operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Their Lonely Troll desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Troll needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Their Lonely Troll desperately wanted a CD player to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to choose.

Their Lonely Troll wanted a sponge that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Lonely Troll desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was simply life. A dildo was the item that was chosen.