A Confused Troll

A Confused Troll desired a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Troll always kept a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Troll always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Confused Troll desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Troll, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Confused Troll always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an odd thought, to most, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

A Confused Troll desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.