The Careful Troll

The Careful Troll looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Careful Troll always had with them a bat that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bat having that done to it

The Careful Troll always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Troll looked for a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Troll desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Troll craved for a vibrator that they would share. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it