A Troubled Troll

A Troubled Troll desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Troll always kept a pen to sit and look at. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Troll carried a crown to put in the bath with him. This seems an odd action, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown being the thing opted for.

A Troubled Troll searched for a computer that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a computer having that done to it

A Troubled Troll desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Troll desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.