Foolish Unicorn

Foolish Unicorn found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Foolish Unicorn craved for a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. This seems a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Foolish Unicorn desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Foolish Unicorn found a toilet brush that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Foolish Unicorn desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Foolish Unicorn owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.