Her Square Unicorn

Her Square Unicorn craved for a helmet that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

Her Square Unicorn often carried a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A custard pie is the item to select.

Her Square Unicorn desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Square Unicorn looked for a mug that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A mug was the thing that was selected.

Her Square Unicorn always carried a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Her Square Unicorn craved for a cup that they would often put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cup of all things.