The Chinese Unicorn

The Chinese Unicorn found a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Chinese Unicorn desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It would be an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Unicorn desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. A vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Unicorn desired a melon to throw. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Unicorn found a tomato that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Unicorn desperately desired a little monkey to sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.