His Round Unicorn

His Round Unicorn searched for a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

His Round Unicorn desperately needed a crown that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

His Round Unicorn carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

His Round Unicorn owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Round Unicorn desired a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Round Unicorn searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.