A Purple Unicorn

A Purple Unicorn carried a crown to put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a crown was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Unicorn had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

A Purple Unicorn desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often worship. It would be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

A Purple Unicorn searched for a CD player that they would often experiment on. It was an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

A Purple Unicorn always had with them a custard pie to sit and look at. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Purple Unicorn craved for a helmet that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.