Her Cute Unicorn

Her Cute Unicorn always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Unicorn desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes share. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Her Cute Unicorn searched for a custard pie to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Her Cute Unicorn looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Unicorn desired a bag of poop to hug. It should have been an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Her Cute Unicorn always carried a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.