The Careful Unicorn

The Careful Unicorn looked for a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.

The Careful Unicorn desperately looked for a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Careful Unicorn desperately needed a condom that they liked to play with. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Careful Unicorn found a bottle of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Careful Unicorn carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. This seems a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Unicorn needed a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.