A Ugly Unicorn

A Ugly Unicorn owned a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Unicorn wanted a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Unicorn desperately wanted a tomato that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato of all things.

A Ugly Unicorn always carried a bag of poop to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Unicorn desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Unicorn looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.