The Green Unicorn

The Green Unicorn often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Green Unicorn found a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Green Unicorn desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Unicorn carried a piece of paper that they would often annihilate It should have been a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Green Unicorn always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It should be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Green Unicorn searched for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It would be an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.