Their Scary Unicorn

Their Scary Unicorn wanted a wig that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a wig being the thing selected.

Their Scary Unicorn desperately needed a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Their Scary Unicorn looked for a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It is a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Their Scary Unicorn wanted a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It is a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen item.

Their Scary Unicorn desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.

Their Scary Unicorn desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.