The Stupid Viper

The Stupid Viper always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Viper desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Viper wanted a piece of paper that they would throw. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Viper looked for a lava lamp that they would worship. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Viper desperately craved for a set of lego that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Stupid Viper needed a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.