The Fucking Viper

The Fucking Viper always carried a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Viper desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would drop. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Viper looked for a cucumber that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Viper desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Fucking Viper carried a computer that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Viper always kept a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.