Their Naughty Woodpecker

Their Naughty Woodpecker craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Their Naughty Woodpecker wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

Their Naughty Woodpecker looked for a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was epic. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Naughty Woodpecker wanted a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Naughty Woodpecker desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Their Naughty Woodpecker searched for a melon that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A melon was the chosen thing.