His Confused Woodpecker

His Confused Woodpecker desired a toilet brush that they liked to share. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Woodpecker desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Woodpecker desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

His Confused Woodpecker found a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Confused Woodpecker desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Woodpecker desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A helmet being the item selected.