A Blue Woodpecker

A Blue Woodpecker needed a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

A Blue Woodpecker always kept a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.

A Blue Woodpecker desired a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was awesome. A big sponge was the chosen item.

A Blue Woodpecker often carried a condom to drop. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

A Blue Woodpecker owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Blue Woodpecker often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. It might have been a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.