Naughty Woodpecker

Naughty Woodpecker always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Naughty Woodpecker needed a pint of cider to share. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Naughty Woodpecker wanted a little monkey that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Woodpecker had a block of cheese that they would cuddle. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.