My Crazy Woodpecker

My Crazy Woodpecker wanted a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Crazy Woodpecker owned a cup that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately looked for a melon to cuddle. It was a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Woodpecker wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. This seems a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.