The Hungry Woodpecker

The Hungry Woodpecker often carried a cup to play with. It would have been an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderful. A block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Woodpecker looked for a ball that they liked to annihilate It might have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Woodpecker owned a sponge to put down their trousers. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be simply life. A sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately desired a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.