His Boring Woodpecker

His Boring Woodpecker desperately needed a radiator that they would often share. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

His Boring Woodpecker always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Woodpecker often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It should be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately desired a cup that they would often hug. It should be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A cup is the thing to select.

His Boring Woodpecker craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Woodpecker desperately desired a stapler that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to select.