The Unusual Woodpecker

The Unusual Woodpecker had a bag of flour that they would drop. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Woodpecker carried a cup that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Woodpecker needed a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Woodpecker always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Woodpecker found a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Unusual Woodpecker needed a dildo that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.