Their Energetic Woodpecker

Their Energetic Woodpecker desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally break. It would be a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

Their Energetic Woodpecker always had with them a wig to drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

Their Energetic Woodpecker always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

Their Energetic Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Their Energetic Woodpecker desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Their Energetic Woodpecker wanted a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.