The Hungry Woodpecker

The Hungry Woodpecker looked for a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Woodpecker had a mug that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Woodpecker desired a bottle of coke that they would often play with. This seems to be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Woodpecker wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was fun. A cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Hungry Woodpecker carried a can of coke to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.