Lonely Woodpecker

Lonely Woodpecker had a ball to insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Lonely Woodpecker looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Woodpecker found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Lonely Woodpecker desperately needed a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Lonely Woodpecker wanted a cup that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup having that done to it

Lonely Woodpecker owned a stretchman to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item chosen.