Boring Woodpecker

Boring Woodpecker often carried a CD player that they liked to drop. It is a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a CD player being the thing selected.

Boring Woodpecker craved for a little monkey to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they would demolish. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Boring Woodpecker had a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Boring Woodpecker wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Boring Woodpecker wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It was a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.