My Famous Woodpecker

My Famous Woodpecker wanted a can of coke that they would eat. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Famous Woodpecker desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Woodpecker often carried a mug that they would often play with. This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Famous Woodpecker desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Famous Woodpecker carried a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Woodpecker looked for a set of lego that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a new exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.