A Worrisome Worm

A Worrisome Worm desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

A Worrisome Worm desperately wanted a bat that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A bat was the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Worm always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Worm carried a chocolate bar that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

A Worrisome Worm always had with them a set square that they liked to eat. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Worm looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.