A Confused Aftab

A Confused Aftab looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Aftab desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Aftab desperately craved for a helmet that they liked to sleep with. It would be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.

A Confused Aftab always kept a set square that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a set square being the thing opted for.

A Confused Aftab always had with them a vibrator that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

A Confused Aftab searched for a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.