The Orange Alien

The Orange Alien needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Orange Alien often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Orange Alien found a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Alien desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.

The Orange Alien craved for a bag of poop that they would play with. It should be a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Orange Alien had a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen item.