The Careful Alien

The Careful Alien found a custard pie to put up their bum. It might be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Careful Alien needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Careful Alien always had with them a dildo that they would worship. This seems a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Careful Alien always carried a teapot that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot having that done to it

The Careful Alien desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often play with. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Alien craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.